If we’re talking Fight Club-era Brad Pitt you get a full pass.
rrrick reblogged your post and added:
Reea is classy as fuck.
i am classy as fuck, yes, of course, and thank fuck Adrien absolved me, and understood why i did what i did, phew!
Thought you didn’t like air conditioning. Wasn’t that you? Aren’t we mortal enemies? And now you’re too hot? Imagine that…
I almost never wear it.
i still hate air conditioning, so fucking unnatural, and it literally makes me sick. but the heat waves man, they slay. so yes, really fuck underwear.
apricotica asked: You made out with a circus clown and you were stone cold sober when it happened.
yes, it’s true, ugh. i had to do it because he said that if i do it while he’s wearing the clown make up he will afterwards take it off and look exactly like brad pitt. so you have to understand what pushed me to commit this abomination.