vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

i cried. 

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

i cried. 

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sixpenceee:

If you blow bubbles on a cool, wet day this happens. If you want your bubble to be strong and last longer just add corn syrup. (Source)(Unbreakable Bubbles Recipe)

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went underwear shopping in my lunch break and i got pissed off. the clerk lady was so fucking annoying i amolst lost it: ”how may i help you, can i look for the stuff you need, the size, the color, can i please help you?!” like ten times, over and over again.

i mean i am buying underwear. i think i am entitled to some fucking privacy when i shop for things for my vagina and ass. jezus.

taint3ed:

Lmao I am officially done

fuck you, it makes total sense, and i didn’t even smoke. 

taint3ed:

Lmao I am officially done

fuck you, it makes total sense, and i didn’t even smoke. 

queenbubblebitch:

poilcebox:

Orange is the New Black: a summary

that’s it that’s the show

perfect!

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curvyswervydames:

Sophia Loren ::  Sporting her sexy European look on the hood of an almost as sporty and sexy Mercedes-Benz 300SL Gullwing Coupe…
 You have to be a pretty special girl to turn a Mercedes Gullwing into an after thought. 

so sexy even with hairy armpits. 

curvyswervydames:

Sophia Loren ::  Sporting her sexy European look on the hood of an almost as sporty and sexy Mercedes-Benz 300SL Gullwing Coupe…

You have to be a pretty special girl to turn a Mercedes Gullwing into an after thought. 

so sexy even with hairy armpits. 

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Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to. Stay home on New Year’s Eve if that’s what makes you happy. Skip the committee meeting. Cross the street to avoid making aimless chitchat with random acquaintances. Read. Cook. Run. Write a story. — Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking (via psych-facts)

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filthy rockers. 

filthy rockers. 

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karma

i found one of my buddies a job. i am so happy about that. i saw an ad from someone i know who was offering a job and i just contacted my friend, gave him the phone number and told the person who was looking to hire that i know someone. my friend was contacted about the job and now he’s working, it’s been his second day.

he’s not the first person i’ve hooked up with a job either. and speaking of hooking up - i have introduced two people to each other when they and i were in the 10th grade, and ever since they have been together. and hey, guess what? they’re getting married in summer.

how awesome is that? i should be their godmother or something. i just hope that karma will see these little things i did and return the favor, even a little. 

magictransistor:

Asa Smith. Celestial Illustrations from Smith’s Illustrated Astronomy. 1851. 

Wood engravings with hand highlighting, written by the principal of Public School No. 12 in New York City with the goal “to present all the distinguishing principles in physical Astronomy with as few words as possible”.

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