apricotica replied to your post “You made out with a circus clown and you were stone cold sober when it happened.”

If we’re talking Fight Club-era Brad Pitt you get a full pass.

rrrick reblogged your post and added:

Reea is classy as fuck.

i am classy as fuck, yes, of course, and thank fuck Adrien absolved me, and understood why i did what i did, phew!

i can be quite the artist, as you can see. this is coffee that went bad after i left it on my desk on a friday, and got back to work on a tuesday.
in other words, seeing beauty in ugliness. 

i can be quite the artist, as you can see. this is coffee that went bad after i left it on my desk on a friday, and got back to work on a tuesday.

in other words, seeing beauty in ugliness. 

look at how cute this frappé with sprinkles is!

look at how cute this frappé with sprinkles is!

daveyhatesmith replied to your post “i’ve decided to stop wearing underwear.”

Thought you didn’t like air conditioning. Wasn’t that you? Aren’t we mortal enemies? And now you’re too hot? Imagine that…

apricotica replied to your post “i’ve decided to stop wearing underwear.”

I almost never wear it.

i still hate air conditioning, so fucking unnatural, and it literally makes me sick. but the heat waves man, they slay. so yes, really fuck underwear. 

asker

apricotica asked: You made out with a circus clown and you were stone cold sober when it happened.

yes, it’s true, ugh. i had to do it because he said that if i do it while he’s wearing the clown make up he will afterwards take it off and look exactly like brad pitt. so you have to understand what pushed me to commit this abomination. 

could this be my very first ever sst? why, i think it just might be!

could this be my very first ever sst? why, i think it just might be!

nacho-scratcho:

Here’s my today’s present to myself.

this is pure awesomeness. 

nacho-scratcho:

Here’s my today’s present to myself.

this is pure awesomeness. 

(via goodbyehorses69)

Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than the atoms in your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about the universe: we are all stardust. You wouldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded because the elements (the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, all the things that matter for evolution) weren’t created at the beginning of time, they were created in stars. So forget Jesus. Stars died so you could live. — Lawrence Krauss, theoretical physicist (via perpetualtoska)

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it has come to this: finally finding something to talk about with the bitches at work. of course it is make up. did you think it was the meaning of life or schoppenhauer?