apricotica replied to your post “i hate it when time zones are relevant. especially when some of…”

I’m sorry you missed it. I really hope you catch the next one. FWIW, I didn’t get much feedback, so for all I know it was horrific and upsetting to people. (Which means you’d have loved it, right? Hee hee.)

i would have loved the fuck out of it. thanks for that. maybe next time you should message me in advance about it. 

asker

Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

i hate it when time zones are relevant. especially when some of certain people’s writing shenanigans don’t stay stay put up for long. damn, i missed it again. 

oh, and by the way, the time stamps you see on my posts are not accurate at all since i have no clue how to set it up right on my blog, and honestly i don’t give a fuck. just fyi in case you were wondering if i was suffering from insomnia, or didn’t have a life. i do have periods of time, or days when i am on a roll, and post the fuck out of everything: personal posts or reblogs, all of the tumbling! and those times are great, but they don’t happen more than once a week, i suppose. 

most of my tumbling, if not all of it is done either in the morning (especially on weekends), or in the afternoon. and of course, when i have 12 hours  long work days twice a month. i can’t be arsed to post from my phone. i do it sometimes, but it annoys me cause everything is small on it. i am perfectly fine with tumbling the way i do for the amount of time i do it. 

perpetualtoska:

Tina Belcher. The woman…the legend.

tina is so very relevant.

wisteriacavern:

Oh Jess……..here is some PizzaPorn just for you….  perpetualtoska

look at all that gloriousness. 

red is me. i am red. 

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nubbsgalore:

photos by jeff cremer of orange julia and sulfur yellow butterflies drinking the salty tears of a tracajá turtle in the peruvian amazon. sodium is a scarce resource in the western amazon, where there is little mineral content to rain water, so the butterflies have learned to get it where they can. luckily for the butterflies, the turtles don’t much mind, despite deriving no reciprocal benefit themselves. (see also: previous turtle posts)

i have always loved this specific phenomenon in the animal world. it’s truly beautiful i feel. 

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okolnir:

hellyesimthatgirl:

pardonmewhileipanic:

dutchster:

hey

this is EXACTLY what having a cat is like

i’m crying. 

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matsstrandbergauthor:

Best horror novel I’ve read in ages!

i have to agree, as i’ve finally finished it today. what a great book. please, if you’re into thriller and suspense, you just have to read this book. josh malerman did a fantastic job writing this, and trust me, you’ll be on the edge until you reach the last page.
damn, i even made it rhyme. anyway, trust me - read this book.

matsstrandbergauthor:

Best horror novel I’ve read in ages!

i have to agree, as i’ve finally finished it today. what a great book. please, if you’re into thriller and suspense, you just have to read this book. josh malerman did a fantastic job writing this, and trust me, you’ll be on the edge until you reach the last page.

damn, i even made it rhyme. anyway, trust me - read this book.

watching people who are struggling for every drop of water on naked and afraid eating this. kinda makes me feel dirty. 

watching people who are struggling for every drop of water on naked and afraid eating this. kinda makes me feel dirty.