ilovemikepatton:

Viva o Rei! 

almost being grabbed by the balls while surfing a huge crowd and still not giving any fucks. 

ilovemikepatton:

Viva o Rei! 

almost being grabbed by the balls while surfing a huge crowd and still not giving any fucks. 

flocodenuvem:

The Lord of my dreams

moist. so moist. 

Caralho Voador
Faith No More

twoyellows:

Faith No More - Caralho Voador

My lips are movin’ but there’s no sound 
Someday somebody’s gonna get run down 

The title is Portuguese for “flying cock”. 

one more reason to love my future ex husband, Mike. 

from me for me. 

diabetes

on the bus, on my way home from work, minding my business and playing god looking at the faces of the passers by, i suddenly hear my phone ring. i pick up and there’s fucking faith no more playing easy. i noticed it was the viking calling me. i started with “hey babe, hello?” nothing. so i just listened to the whole song and when it was done he ended the conversation. 

i get home and there’s the viking cooking me dinner with the radio on. turns out he instantly thought of me and the only god i admit having - mike patton - when easy came on, and of course he surprised me. it was pretty epic. pun intended. i love that asshole. 

gpoy forever. 

gpoy forever

OH YEAH.

OH YEAH.

vanvithoven:

Trick or treat, bitch!

vanvithoven:

Trick or treat, bitch!

RV
Faith No More

mesaxi:

I hate you
Talkin’ to myself
You don’t feel it after awhile
You take the beating

one of the best songs in existence, and it’s patton, the best man. and my future ex-husband. this song got me through shitty times. still does. 

From Out Of Nowhere
Faith No More

mike patton equals god. and that’s that.